She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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