So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
