Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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