I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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