just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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