So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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