You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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