you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Randomize
