Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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