let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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