Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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