so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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