You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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