Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Also, beer. Big fan.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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