He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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