my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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