Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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