Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
youre lurking in front of me
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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