Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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