everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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