Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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