I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
