boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
