yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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