She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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