I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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