I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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