Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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