She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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