I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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