Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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