dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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