i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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