i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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