do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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