id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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