If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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