Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Welp...herpes.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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