she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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