She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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