Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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