Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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