The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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