so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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