Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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