my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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