She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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