love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Randomize
