My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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