Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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