im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Randomize