There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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