there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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